SOCKS.
WITH. SANDALS.
No style. No shame. Absolute dominance at the barbecue.
BORN FROM THEKLEOSDADDYS · ELYSIUM
INTRODUCING THE WORLD'S MOST QUESTIONABLE FATHER FIGURE
WHO'S
YOUR DADDY?
$DADDY THE COIN YOUR MOM WARNED YOU ABOUT.
A clan. A meme. A dangerously high concentration of cargo shorts. Less Hope. More HODL.
NO WALLET CONNECTION. NO FAKE APY. JUST TERMINAL DAD HUMOR.
TOP DADENERGY★★★★★
100%UNQUALIFIED
FINANCIAL DAD
FINANCIAL DAD
THE DADDY HAS ENTERED THE CHAT. ☝
01 / THE LORE YOUR MOM WARNED YOU ABOUT
SHOW 'EM
WHO'S THE
DADDY.
ASK YOUR MOM.
SHE KNOWS.🩴
SHE KNOWS.🩴
Elysium had warriors. It had traders. What it didn't have was a dad telling everyone to turn the damn lights off.
Then TheKleosDaddys showed up in socks and sandals, reached #1 on the season leaderboard, and told the other clans to go clean their rooms. Respect your elders.
And so $DADDY was conceived. No legendary prophecy. No 47-page whitepaper. Just a glorious, mustached accident on Elysium.
“LESS HOPE, MORE HODL.” — THE ORIGINAL DADDY MOTTO
Leaderboard rank is a historical screenshot, not a live ranking. The community-provided $DADDY contract address is listed in the Daddynomics section.
02 / THE DADDY CODE
HOUSE RULES.
THEY ARE NOT GOOD RULES.
THEY ARE DAD RULES.
SOCKS.
LESS HOPE.
MORE HODL.
That's the motto. Not investment advice. Daddy isn't your financial advisor.
BAD JOKES.
GOOD VIBES.
Bring your best meme. Leave your fake price guarantees at the door.
03 / COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY UTILITIES
THE DADDY LAB.
REAL BUTTONS. USELESS POWER.
THE PERFECT CRYPTO PRODUCT.
DAD WISDOM™
ASK THE
DADDY ORACLE.
“Why did the crypto dad bring a ladder? He heard the charts were going up.”
Powered by ancient wisdom and unverified barbecue science.
HIGHLY UNOFFICIAL CREDENTIALS
GET YOUR
DADDY LICENSE.
Generates an actual downloadable certificate image. No wallet, payment or NFT.
SCIENTIFICALLY INCORRECT DADOMETER
HOW DADDY ARE YOU?
Low dad energy. Consider buying a sensible lawn mower.
04 / TOKENOMICS FOR TIRED PARENTS
DADDYNOMICS.
NO MATH DEGREE REQUIRED.
JUST READ THE SMALL PRINT.
1,000,000,000 PLANNED SUPPLY
ONE BILLION DADS.
ZERO SLEEP.
The proposed Taxed V4 launch on Kleos uses a 1% buy tax and 1% sell tax, paid in HYPE. The community-provided contract address is listed below. Verify the network and token details before trading.
● TOKEN CONTRACT CONFIGURED · VERIFY ON CHAIN
CONTRACT ADDRESS
VIEW LAUNCH DETAILS ↓0x8980E0699220d08dCC6CEAA19efc5eECfa99C2F9PROPOSED TAXED V4 SETTINGSWHO GETS THE
WHO GETS THE
COOKIE JAR?
1% BUY TAX · 1% SELL TAX
Paid in HYPE on each trade. The proposed tax split in the Kleos launch screen:
20%PLATFORM
28%CREATOR SHARE
32%HOLDERS
20%BUYBACK + BURN
At the shown settings, a $100 buy incurs about $1 tax: $0.20 platform, $0.28 creator, $0.32 holders and $0.20 buyback/burn. The creator does not receive the full 1%. These are proposed settings from the Kleos screenshot dated 28 Oct 2026, not live or guaranteed returns. Verify the actual configuration before launch.
05 / YOUR DAD IS CALLINGMAKE DADDY
MAKE DADDY
PROUD.
YOUR SCREEN TIME IS UP. YOUR CLAN TIME IS NOW.
JOIN THEKLEOSDADDYS ↗06 / FREQUENTLY ASKED DADDY QUESTIONS
YES, SON?
Is $DADDY live yet?
A contract address has been added to this site. Always independently verify it and the network on Kleos before trading. Beware of copycat tokens.
Is this an official Kleos project?
No. TheKleosDaddys is a community meme and is not affiliated with, operated by, or endorsed by Kleos, Elysium or their teams.
Does $DADDY have utility?
The website has dad jokes, a local image generator and extreme cringe. That is entertainment, not on-chain token utility or a promise of future functionality.
Will I make money?
No one can promise that. Memecoins are highly volatile; you can lose your entire purchase. Creator trading fees are not the same as investor returns.